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09 October 2007 @ 01:03 pm

Dear Losers Who Still Check This Site For Updates,

Looks like you hit the jackpot.

No, I am not finally posting that celebrity sex tape starring me and a certain washed up pop star--you have to come to the Neptune Grand Penthouse if you wanna see that--I have proof that your favorite Editor-in-Chief hangs out with elementary school chicks.

My roommate and my ex-sister-in-law are pen pals. Isn't that precious?

Click the cut if you want to laugh your ass off.

~ Dick

It's a threesome, bitch!Collapse )

P.S. Mac said she wouldn't take this down as long as I thanked the hot chicks who helped me copy and paste Logan's emails into this post. So thanks, bennet_7 and dark_roast. You guys can be my assistants anytime. For anything. But next time wear shorter skirts!