Dear Losers Who Still Check This Site For Updates,
Looks like you hit the jackpot.
No, I am not finally posting that celebrity sex tape starring me and a certain washed up pop star--you have to come to the Neptune Grand Penthouse if you wanna see that--I have proof that your favorite Editor-in-Chief hangs out with elementary school chicks.
My roommate and my ex-sister-in-law are pen pals. Isn't that precious?
Click the cut if you want to laugh your ass off.
( It"s a threesome, bitch!Collapse )
P.S. Mac said she wouldn't take this down as long as I thanked the hot chicks who helped me copy and paste Logan's emails into this post. So thanks, bennet_7 and dark_roast. You guys can be my assistants anytime. For anything. But next time wear shorter skirts!